Hey, Tristan and Beth.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm so excited to hear your voice.

It is so good to talk to you again.

You feel like an old friend, even though we've only met a couple times in person.

This is the longest,

shortest time. I'm Hillary Frank, and I'm so happy to be back hanging out with you for the

final season of this show. I started the podcast back in 2010, not long after my baby was born.

Over the years, we've laughed together, we've cried together, we've railed against

the patriarchy together. I had the pleasure of doing all of those things as a listener,

while Andrea Salenzie hosted. And now, as we wrap up with our last nine episodes, we're going to

keep on feeling all the feelings. We're going to bring you some great new stories and we'll revisit some old friends.

And I've never met Biff, ever.

One day, one day.

I don't even totally believe that he exists, but I'm a mystical creature.

Today, we check in with Tristan and Biff, also known as the accidental gay parents, also known

as possibly our most popular guests ever.

We've loved following their story so much that we've done five episodes with them.

This one's our six.

If you want to catch up on the rest of the series, which I really recommend that you do,

you can find it at Longest Shortestime.com and click on this episode.

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