Sperm Series: I Ask a Friend

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | QCODE

Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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In the final episode of our three-part series “The Single Lady’s Guide to Sperm Shopping,” your host Andrea Silenzi prepares to ask a friend to be her sperm donor. How will she decide who to pick? To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com! Sign up for our newsletter. Follow us on Instagram. This episode is brought to you by Bona Floor Cleaners, Teen Counseling, Third Love, Warby Parker, and Thomas' English Muffins.

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0:00.0	This is the last episode of our three-part sperm series, the single-80s guide to sperm shopping.
0:12.3	This is also our last episode together before I head off to do new things.
0:16.8	So let's try something different.
0:18.6	I was thinking we should go out.
0:21.0	You and me.
0:22.0	To the movies.
0:23.0	Shhh.
0:24.0	I want to share with you one of my favorite works of sperm cinema.
0:32.0	It's the 2010 offbeat romantic comedy The Switch.
0:37.0	So I would like you to be the first to know I'm having a baby.
0:43.0	You're pregnant?
0:44.0	Nope.
0:45.0	Not yet, but I'm working on it.
0:47.0	Jennifer Aniston tells her best friend Jason Bateman that she's ready to become a single mom.
0:52.0	And I don't need a man to have a baby.
0:54.0	Technically speaking, you do.
0:55.0	The dad from a rested development tells her maybe she's just try harder at dating.
1:00.0	You need to look at your relationship instead of biting off the next step.
1:03.0	Deal with the one before.
1:04.0	He even tries to spook her about sperm donation.
1:07.0	I heard about this woman in Queens.
1:09.0	She thought that she was buying the sperm of an Ivy League athlete.
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