Sperm Series: I Ask a Friend

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Parenting, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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In the final episode of our three-part series “The Single Lady’s Guide to Sperm Shopping,” your host Andrea Silenzi prepares to ask a friend to be her sperm donor. How will she decide who to pick? … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the last episode of our three-part sperm series, the single-80s guide to sperm shopping.
0:12.3	This is also our last episode together before I head off to do new things.
0:16.8	So let's try something different.
0:18.6	I was thinking we should go out.
0:21.0	You and me.
0:22.0	To the movies.
0:23.0	Shhh.
0:24.0	I want to share with you one of my favorite works of sperm cinema.
0:32.0	It's the 2010 offbeat romantic comedy The Switch.
0:37.0	So I would like you to be the first to know I'm having a baby.
0:43.0	You're pregnant?
0:44.0	Nope.
0:45.0	Not yet, but I'm working on it.
0:47.0	Jennifer Aniston tells her best friend Jason Bateman that she's ready to become a single mom.
0:52.0	And I don't need a man to have a baby.
0:54.0	Technically speaking, you do.
0:55.0	The dad from a rested development tells her maybe she's just try harder at dating.
1:00.0	You need to look at your relationship instead of biting off the next step.
1:03.0	Deal with the one before.
1:04.0	He even tries to spook her about sperm donation.
1:07.0	I heard about this woman in Queens.
1:09.0	She thought that she was buying the sperm of an Ivy League athlete.
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