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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

I'm strong and getting.

I got it missed.

I miss when my kids were younger.

In St. Patrick's Day was a big deal.

And they'd wake up in the morning, and a leprechaun had snuck into our home, and urinated green in the toilet, and left a trail of glitter behind for some reason.

I'm not exactly sure what went on there.

But they loved it. It was really,

really fun. We had leprechaun traps, which is cruel and really brutal. Yes, they'd always get away.

They would always get away. They would take the gold chocolate coins and get away the clever little

bastards. We caught one once. He still works for us. I work it. The green

urine. Did you read about that you unofficial who was just prosecuted for slavery? No.

Yeah, later on in the show or in the hour. We don't have time now, but yeah. But the green

urine was a real Armstrong innovation. We did not do that at my house. We heard it from some

babysitter or whatever, but yeah, you got the glitter like the footprints somehow and

it's just disgusting all the way around. But anyway, happy see Patrick's Day. Oh, I should keep

moving, but me incontinence is bothering. Maybe'll just stop and relieve myself oh boy so this is

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