The 522 Club False Holiday Special

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Wowee wow wow! Is it the false holiday already? Gosh oh fuck, what a blesséd surprise! Join the clergy as we goof and gab our way through the falsest holiday of them all, with nary a commercial or six! That's right, the 522 Club has for THIS EPISODE dropped its patreon veil and is blooming in every ear far n wide OK??? We’ll have a buncha new episodes SOON in the new year. If you even DARE doubt me I will CUSS at you. MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	He,
0:00.8	He,
0:02.0	He
0:04.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:13.0	It's small sips, it's okay.
0:16.0	It's okay.
0:17.0	Oh, I know, I know I should be a proponent of Lil Sips.
0:24.8	But I couldn't help taking a big gulp of this flame and hot cup of crocrowa.
0:34.2	Nothing like a hot, hot, sticky glass of crocroa in the morning. I like my liquids, hot, sticky glass of crow croa in the morning.
0:39.6	I like my liquids, hot and sticky first thing in the morning.
0:43.0	I roll out of bed, I want to feel the grease on my cheeks.
0:45.9	I want it to go down my throat tube, which is what I call my food hole.
0:50.2	I feel like go glub, glove, glove, glub in my tub, tub, tub.
0:54.3	And who could resist the new seasonal flavor of crocrowa, coal and nutmeg?
1:01.0	Mmm.
1:03.0	Ow, yo, yo, yo, yo, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, couldn't resist.
1:07.9	That means it's working.
1:09.4	The huskiness of coal with the spiciness of nutmeg.
1:14.9	I'm glad that we all got together at this end of the year chats. Me too. I can't believe it.
1:22.4	It's Pastor Andrew. Sister Callista is here. Hi. That's me. And me, brother Reed, of course. And we are pleased to present to you our year-end holiday special. Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Holiday. This is La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Yeah
1:44.8	This is the one time a year that me, brother Reed and sister Callista and no thanks to Devin he's not here.
1:55.3	Get out of here, Charlie.
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