Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

I am fresh off the outnumbered couch, which was super fun because everyone's back in Brian

Kilmead was there.

And we watched most of President Trump's press conference

from Muralago, which was very entertaining because we're apparently making some new acquisitions,

the Panama Canal, Greenlands, Canada, and renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,

and the president is going to use

tariff threats against Canada and Mexico to get all this stuff done. And I have thoughts on most of it.

I want to go to Greenland before the United States acquires it, because I think it would be very fun to have a passport stamp from Greenland.

I've never been. I've never really thought of going.

Iceland, everyone goes to Iceland. And they're like, oh my God, it's amazing. You rent an SUV.

And then all of a sudden, you're driving through a spa. So that looks very beautiful and fun and kind of dangerous because there's volcanoes.

Greenland, like, you know, it's like, oh, Brian Kill Me, we were talking about this on his radio show today.

Phenomenal radio show, the best radio show.

And he was saying, you know, the Vikings obviously named Iceland Greenland and Greenland Iceland

because Greenland is icy.

I like ice.

I don't have a problem with it.

I think it's lovely to have in a glass with some bourbon bitters and a little orange zest.

Call me an old-fashioned kind of gal.

But I would like to go to Greenland before it becomes the real

51st state. Canada, Canada is a very interesting place because they are part of the Commonwealth.

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