The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh boy, I'm your cold buyer.
0:27.0	And this is why won't you date me?
0:29.0	It's a podcast where I explore why I'm single and why I can't find a boyfriend even though I love, you know, tickling tanks and sucking down balls.
0:41.0	And if you want to finger your butt hole, I have no qualms about that.
0:45.0	My guest today is a very wonderful man.
0:49.0	His name is Warren Berk.
0:52.0	He's wearing a red jacket and he's got shoes on.
0:59.0	He's got a white shirt and he's here in the studio.
1:04.0	All within my melanin skin.
1:07.0	Y'all, y'all, y'all.
1:08.0	He's black if you can't hear it through your ears.
1:12.0	This is what a black man sounds like.
1:14.0	Yes, and this is what a black woman sounds like.
1:16.0	Sometimes people do not think I'm black.
1:19.0	Really?
1:20.0	I'm not black because of my voice.
1:23.0	I wonder, you know how in some black voice you can hear it though?
1:27.0	He's got that deep raspy.
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