The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2018
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Warren Burke (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh boy, I'm your cold buyer. |
| 0:27.0 | And this is why won't you date me? |
| 0:29.0 | It's a podcast where I explore why I'm single and why I can't find a boyfriend even though I love, you know, tickling tanks and sucking down balls. |
| 0:41.0 | And if you want to finger your butt hole, I have no qualms about that. |
| 0:45.0 | My guest today is a very wonderful man. |
| 0:49.0 | His name is Warren Berk. |
| 0:52.0 | He's wearing a red jacket and he's got shoes on. |
| 0:59.0 | He's got a white shirt and he's here in the studio. |
| 1:04.0 | All within my melanin skin. |
| 1:07.0 | Y'all, y'all, y'all. |
| 1:08.0 | He's black if you can't hear it through your ears. |
| 1:12.0 | This is what a black man sounds like. |
| 1:14.0 | Yes, and this is what a black woman sounds like. |
| 1:16.0 | Sometimes people do not think I'm black. |
| 1:19.0 | Really? |
| 1:20.0 | I'm not black because of my voice. |
| 1:23.0 | I wonder, you know how in some black voice you can hear it though? |
| 1:27.0 | He's got that deep raspy. |
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