Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week Mike Mitchell (The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it. Subscribe to the Doughboys Podcast! Play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh boy, it's me.
0:26.0	I'm cold, fire, and this is my podcast.
0:29.0	It's called Why Won't You Date Me?
0:31.0	It's a podcast where I try to figure out why I'm so fucking single.
0:35.0	Even though I'm like, truly, I'll suck you dick for days.
0:39.0	Back that ass up, I will do so many things to have a boyfriend
0:45.0	and it's just not working.
0:47.0	Anywho, my guest today, ooh, wait, what a fucking treat.
0:51.0	I love him so much.
0:53.0	We've done improv together.
0:55.0	We've got a sketch team called the birthday boys.
0:58.0	They had a show on IFC.
0:59.0	He's on the show Love on Netflix.
1:02.0	He's just the best.
1:04.0	His name is Mike Mitchell.
1:07.0	Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
1:10.0	Thank you for having me.
1:11.0	That was the best intro I've ever had in my life.
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