What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.9 • 16K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Langan Kingsley (Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh boy!
0:24.0	Hi, hi, hi, I'm Nicole Byer and this is
0:28.0	why won't you date me?
0:30.0	It is a podcast where I try to figure out
0:32.0	how I'm still single, even though I have no
0:36.0	gag reflex and enjoy giving blow jobs.
0:38.0	My guest today is my dear friend.
0:42.0	I love her so much.
0:44.0	We used to perform together in New York.
0:46.0	Now she's in LA and she writes for a show called
0:48.0	Corporate Is Langing Kingsley!
0:52.0	Wow, thank you.
0:54.0	You're welcome.
0:56.0	I'm here in beautiful downtown Los Angeles.
1:00.0	And what do we talk about today?
1:04.0	Oh, we talk about, I just said it.
1:08.0	Why I'm still single, even though I have no gag reflex
1:12.0	and love giving blow jobs.
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