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The Leo & Danny Show

The 40 Year Old Virgin

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, Danny Mullen. How are you?

0:03.0

Um, you know, I was doing pretty good until I encountered overweight Fez at the front door. That is, that is pretty accurate. I'm not going to lie. Oh, my God. Let's get him on the couch, Leo. Yeah, I heard he's a fan. I heard he's a fan of ours. Sit on the couch. He's, he's very nice. He's, he's from Nicaragua. Oh, this is great. We love our Latinos.

0:23.6

It's actually strange. You know how sometimes people think that the earth is bigger than the sun because the sun looks so small? I think he might be bigger than Nicaragua. Well, you look like you ate a Nicaragua. Yeah, you do. You guys, Nicaragua. It's a good country, man. Have you ever been to Nicaragua? This is hard to figure out, I know. Yeah, he's from Central America, Leo. So we got to give him a couple extra beats on everything. Yeah, yeah. The headphones, they're, you know, they're stock. Yeah, yeah. I know that they're...

0:54.5

In my country, we have Campbell's soup cans, and we put them over the year, and you can hear better. Yeah, he's not used to this. So what's up, man? What's your name? That name is Jeff Samora. Jeff Samora

1:07.3

Wait, what say that again?

1:08.9

Jeff Samora

1:09.7

So your parents gave you a name like Jeff?

1:12.3

Why would they do that to you?

1:13.3

Well, it's actually that the real name is Jefferson, like Thomas Jefferson. That's kind of cool. They may be after Thomas Jefferson? No. So that's funny story. It's like this. So my mom, it's always been an Americanized woman.

1:28.9

Her name is Juliette.

1:36.7

So when she found out that she was getting her second boy, my first born brother was actually Jerry.

1:38.8

I was an American name of Jay.

1:41.0

So we decided with Jay name. So the next name they came encounter was like the president name for Thomas Jefferson. So it's like Jefferson today. I love it. I love it. You know, dude, when you come over for like dinner, does your mom, is she one of those like Latino moms who's like, my big boy, he loves to eat and she feeds you or is it more like, hey, gordo, why are you so gordo? Why are you gordo?

2:01.8

No, no. No, you're good. You're good. Which one is, be honest?

2:06.5

No, like, for us, it was being, we always have like, not so many visitors at home in our main

2:14.8

household growing up. It it's just our family.

2:18.7

Okay.

2:18.8

And just our dinner table, which was me, my brother, my sister, and my other brother.

2:24.7

So it's like, it's so weird to actually talk about stuff like this because nobody

2:29.9

ever asked me.

2:30.7

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

2:32.1

Leo asked you if your mom fattened you up or if she verbally abuses you for getting fat. That is the question in a simpler terms. Did you ask about his siblings, Leo? I didn't. I did not ask about your siblings. She always comes out and everything talk about it. I sound like that. You sound like you're almost related to Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, I definitely, I identify myself as Pedro a lot. Dude, he is like a fat Pedro. Dude, Fez from that 70s show. Dude, I know. He's really a fat fez, dude. You're both of them. It's crazy, bro. It really is. You know, on this podcast, we like to just have salt to the earth gentlemen. We don't have big, we don't like having big guests.

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