Leo is Gaining Weight

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Mullen, Leo, Standup, Comedy, Youtube, Stand-up, Dottavio, Danny

3.4 • 962 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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0:00.0	Listen to you fat boy. Oh wow. Come up the stairs and start the podcast. First of all you're 10 minutes late.
0:08.0	I forgot to feed Brando. Uh-huh. So I went back up and I got him his rabbit and then you fed yourself a cookie.
0:15.0	You know I can't deny myself a chunky chips a hoi on a rant when I haven't had any
0:22.4	sugar today you know what I mean I haven't had any sugar today, you know what I mean? I haven't had sugar today.
0:24.6	I said, this will be the one cookie. This was my cheat, my little moment of cheat.
0:28.2	My little moment to stimulate my brain a little bit with them sugar. I was thinking
0:32.0	about the pot. I was thinking about the pot I was thinking
0:33.2	about being better for the pot and it wasn't even your cookie be one thing if you
0:37.2	pulled over at an Arco and got a little pack of chips a hoi you stole this
0:41.7	household's cookies from their kitchen, didn't he, Austin?
0:44.4	Yeah, I did. You know what's funny, every time I do steal food from this place, it does feel like stealing from
0:50.4	like maybe like a homeless shelter you know in a way because
0:53.2	you know Port Edino was he's been surviving on bread and peanut butter for weeks and
0:58.6	to Chips Ahoy those could have been like his like calories for the you know like his little extra
1:03.4	calories so he breaks even for the day and he doesn't lose anyway. Instead I did
1:07.8	rob him of the ability to lose like gain weight today. Yeah and on the one hand it's
1:12.2	like whoa whoa because Leo kept you from
1:14.6	ingesting poison essentially Dino but on the other hand it's like oh because we
1:20.2	might find Dino dead in his bedroom.
1:23.4	And Leo's gonna get diabetes sooner.
1:26.2	Leo, you are gonna hit a wall at 40 buddy.
1:28.9	You think so?
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