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Binchtopia - The 2024 Valentine Hotline

In the annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline, the girlies open up their voicemail box to advise some troubled listeners in matters of the heart. How do I stop being my boyfriend’s mommy? Are love languages even real? How do I plan the best boyfriend convention ever? Will you guys come to my wedding? These questions and more are answered. Digressions include a sass dispatch from Redacted and the Tortured Grammy’s Department. \xa0 \xa0

The 2024 Valentine Hotline

Hi everybody, welcome back to Binchtopia.

If you would like to support us on Patreon and get two extra

Binchtopia bonus episodes a month you can go to Patreon.com slash Binchtopia

where you can get access to those as well as our monthly zooms and our media so

so true we just posted a little teaser of the last one we did which honestly

was like maybe my favorite bonus episode we've done in a while.

Yeah it was really fun. We rated all the cores, the different cores that you all know of.

Cottage Core, Cottage Core, CORE, Siren Core,

which was controversial for those who might be aligned with certain cores but it

had to be said it had to be said I'm sorry it just had to be said sometimes we're

here to say the truth and it's not our problem if you don't like it.

Literally, I think it's my favorite episode of the year it's my

favorite really you love the love line yes I love the love line because I just get to

sit down and like I make my coffee in the morning and I check our voicemail box and it's just like hours of tea.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Binch Topia.
0:07.0	We hope you enjoy your stay.
0:16.0	Hi everybody, welcome back to Binchtopia.
0:18.0	Hello and welcome back.
0:19.0	I'm Julia Hava.
0:20.0	I'm Eliza McLaim.
0:22.0	If you would like to support us on Patreon and get two extra
0:24.7	Binchtopia bonus episodes a month you can go to Patreon.com slash Binchtopia
0:29.8	where you can get access to those as well as our monthly zooms and our media so
0:35.2	so true we just posted a little teaser of the last one we did which honestly
0:40.5	was like maybe my favorite bonus episode we've done in a while.
0:43.4	Yeah it was really fun. We rated all the cores, the different cores that you all know of.
0:48.0	Cottage Core, Cottage Core, CORE, Siren Core,
0:51.0	which was controversial for those who might be aligned with certain cores but it
0:57.1	had to be said it had to be said I'm sorry it just had to be said sometimes we're
1:02.1	here to say the truth and it's not our problem if you don't like it.
1:06.0	Yeah, so true.
1:08.0	It must be said.
1:10.0	But yeah, we're back today with a...
1:12.0	Literally, I think it's my favorite episode of the year it's my
1:14.9	favorite really you love the love line yes I love the love line because I just get to
1:20.4	sit down and like I make my coffee in the morning and I check our voicemail box and it's just like hours of tea.
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The 2024 Valentine Hotline

Binchtopia

Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

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