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Bad Book Club returns to review the Twilight fanfiction turned kinky nightmare that captivated suburban moms everywhere. This one has it all — a clinically insane man who tells our protagonist to "stay away" while constantly stalking her, the worst stock POC best friend characterization we've ever seen, and some truly heinous sex scenes. ¡Ay, Dios mío! This is a teaser for a Patreon-exclusive episode. To become a patron and get access to this episode and 50+ other bonus episodes, go to patreon.com/binchtopia.

Bad Book Club: Fifty Shades of Fucked Up *TEASER*

Then once again we get this once again. I've never left the USA like

Bitches love a girl who's never left the USA and he's like can I take you to Paris

and she's like Paris isn't really my thing I'm more of a London girl.

Because of my books when she was dating Joe.

Do you have a girlfriend and I blurred out?

I just said that out loud. His lips quirk up at a half smile and he peers down at me.

No, Anastasia, I don't do the girlfriend thing.

The man in the romance novel doesn't do the girlfriend thing oh what does that mean he's not gay oh maybe he is he must have lied to me in his interview

honestly many such cases have been going on a day with a man and being like,

Oh, and then she falls again because she's a clots.

Wait, doesn't that happen in twilight too where she like almost gets hit by a car?

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0:00.0	Then once again we get this once again. I've never left the USA like
0:03.7	Bitches love a girl who's never left the USA and he's like can I take you to Paris
0:08.9	and she's like Paris isn't really my thing I'm more of a London girl.
0:13.4	Because of my books when she was dating Joe.
0:16.0	No, literally.
0:16.6	And then we get the classic line.
0:18.6	Do you have a girlfriend and I blurred out?
0:20.0	Holy crap.
0:20.8	I just said that out loud. His lips quirk up at a half smile and he peers down at me.
0:25.3	No, Anastasia, I don't do the girlfriend thing.
0:29.0	Shonker!
0:30.6	Shonker!
0:31.6	The man in the romance novel doesn't do the girlfriend thing oh what does that mean he's not gay oh maybe he is he must have lied to me in his interview
0:40.4	honestly many such cases have been going on a day with a man and being like,
0:45.0	Is he gay? He must have lied to me.
0:48.0	I think he's gay and he's lying to me.
0:50.0	They do that.
0:51.0	Oh, and then she falls again because she's a clots.
0:54.2	She almost gets killed by a cyclist.
0:57.4	Wait, doesn't that happen in twilight too where she like almost gets hit by a car?
1:00.4	And Edwards like...
1:01.4	Yes, and he's not...
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Bad Book Club: Fifty Shades of Fucked Up TEASER

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