Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

Scandals this week, Marchman, we have lots of scandals.

But the first one is by far the most important one.

It has to do with the theft of your garbage can last night.

We have to talk about what happened. Can you explain for the loyal deadcast listeners

what the fuck happened in Philly last night to you? Yeah, so I was hanging out in my living room

and I saw this bald dude in an Eagles jacket on my porch, uh, fucking with my garbage can.

And I didn't, I didn't think anything of it.

I actually assumed he was, uh, a handyman or something who, who was working for our neighbors

and was taking our garbage can out to the curb because in our

neighborhood the cans go out to the curb on Monday night so I thought he was just moving it over

out of politeness or something if he's an Eagles fan he's clearly a garbage man that was your lot

he must work in sanitation if he likes the Eagles that, he's clearly a garbage man. That was your lot. He must work in sanitation

if he likes the Eagles that much. And so my wife went out a couple hours later to take out

the trash, and she comes in hooting and hollering about how our garbage can is gone missing.

She's got her contacts out, so she takes off my glasses, and she starts storming up and down the block looking for the garbage can. And I tell her that I saw a dude fucking with the garbage can, and she starts really freaking out of me. She's like, why didn't you do something about it? Why didn't you go, why didn't you go hit him? I'm like, you know, I assumed he, who would, you know, I assumed he was, he was up to nothing bad because who the fuck would steal a garbage can? So, what was, was it full? Was it full? Yeah, it was full of garbage? It had cat litter and, like, nasty, nasty scraps of vegetables. It really stink. It had cat litter and like nasty, nasty scraps of vegetables. It really

stink. You know, it was trash pickup nights. It was full of rotting trash. So, you know,

coming from the south side of Chicago, I wasn't, I wasn't ready for what Savage's,

Philadelphians are. This guy stole my full trash can right off my goddamn porch. Under my nose, I saw him do it, and, you know, he did it shamelessly. He just stole it in broad daylight.

Was this garbage pickup day where you, did you put the cans out,

or was that where you always keep the cans?

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