The 1985 NBA Draft with Jake Regal

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we find out that Jake Regal (actor and comedian and multi-talented man) can play a college student with uncanny accuracy. Plus, he knows literally everything about wrestling. This week we explored the dramatic (and probably rigged) 1985 NBA draft. It was wild! In addition, we compare NBA commissioners to Archie characters, explore the logistics of freezing paper, discuss the homoerotic nature of MMA, and do a mini-episode about the Montreal Screw Job. Enjoy hearing a very patient person explain sports to an idiot.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. I've got a big point of years and sometimes they don't stand up to headphones that well.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Oh bless. You're like Colbert.
1:00.0	Yeah, well both of mine are normally shaped and fully functional.
1:04.8	All right, okay.
1:05.8	That's a literal truth of us Stephen Colbert.
1:07.8	They are really weird.
1:09.6	Yeah.
1:10.6	Do you know why?
1:11.2	I think it's a from birth thing. I think it's a from birth thing I think it's a yeah I identify I have
1:16.0	one detached and one attached really yeah that's crazy I'll prove it this one's
1:21.1	detached and this one's attached.
1:25.0	I'm fucked up.
1:27.0	Well, Colbert can't hear out of his right year, one of them.
1:31.0	He can't?
1:32.0	Yeah, he's half death. Wow, yeah. He's a fascinating guy. I just got into a big long cold bear
1:36.8	rant with a friend last night about how like what he should be doing and we have a lot of
1:40.7	career advice. Oh, whatever.
1:42.6	He can't, he has no choice in the matter.
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