The 1916 Jersey Shore Shark Attacks (Part 1)
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:02.2 | And I'm Alina. |
| 0:03.3 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:17.7 | This is morbid. We're going to be a cinematic one. |
| 0:40.7 | Cinematic, you say. We're going to be talking about shark attacks. Dunna, dunna, dunna, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, not just any shark attacks. They're from 1916 and they're famous shark attacks. Really? Jersey Shore ones, in fact. I don't know if I've heard of this. Do you know that even when I swim in a lake, I'm terrified of getting shark attacked? |
| 0:58.1 | Oh, yeah. I'm terrified of anything. Sometimes I swim in the pool and I'm like, what if there's a shark in here? And I'm like, what if there's that thing from that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark in here? I know. That would fuck me up. You know? You just don't know. |
| 0:55.0 | Go sit in a laughing in the dark, by the way, if you want to hear recaps of, Are You Afraid of the Dark? There you go. We're not on it, but I'm just saying it's a good podcast. And Mikey's on it. Mikey's on it. And Dave. And Dave. Who made this cinematic. And Brian. |
| 1:08.1 | And Brian. |
| 1:09.6 | And Ileen. |
| 1:10.4 | And Ilein. |
| 1:11.5 | We don't know, but I'm sure she's great. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah. made this cinematic. And Brian. And Brian. And Ile. And I lean. We don't know, but I'm sure she's |
| 1:13.0 | great. Yeah. But yeah, so I always think that thing's going to come out. I know. Is it the dead man's |
| 1:19.2 | float? That's the episode. Yep. That was always the one that really scared me. That and |
| 1:24.4 | I'm cold. I'm cold.'m cold But yeah |
| 1:29.1 | So this is going to terrify you for water |
| 1:32.5 | I'm scared |
| 1:33.4 | Today just like Jaws did |
| 1:34.6 | We'll talk about Jaws too |
| 1:35.7 | We are going to talk about Jaws |
| 1:37.3 | Yeah but before we do that |
| 1:38.8 | We have an announcement |
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