Sure, Rios, that's great evidence.

I'm sure you didn't just sneak up on Mr. Gonzalez while he was sleeping.

And rub this out his scrotum.

Clearly, you did.

You rubbed 16 baggies against his ball sack.

Filled in ball sack smelling baggies with cocaine.

From the smallest room in New York City comes the show that gives you a reason to live.

It's such an informative show.

A&C trains interrupted by larceny.

Copper wire filched from the MTA tracks.

Perloining larceners, like mischievous raccoons, stripped 500 feet of the essential wire

from power cables that feed the hot third rail.

These people endangered their own lives by stealing these cables and could easily have been

electrocuted.

The heist was discovered when 150 Manhattan-bound passengers were stranded on an A-train,

which lost power north of the Howard Beach Station.

Who cares about them?

Well, many passengers were inconvenienced as trains needed. During

rush hour, we're stranded in the Rockaway Park train yard. I can't imagine how pathetically

desperate of a criminal one would have to be to think that inconveniencing thousands to get

a quick buck would be a good idea. Hey, if anyone knows about inconveniencing thousands, it's the MTA.

It's upsetting to the MTA, because they generally have a monopoly on inconveniencing subway riders.

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