Like you're pretty, but you're not pretty, you're not like, well, that would be the pretty part.

Yeah, I'm pretty.

Your bone structure is good, but if all the skin's charred, it's still going to be pretty fucking awful.

A terrible bone structure.

You don't think you have good bone structure?

No.

What's the matter with it?

Chubby little cheeks.

That's not your bones.

Yeah, those are my cheek ones.

Yeah. No, Chubby is not. Oh, you're saying your face is big boned.

I don't think Jesus is probably fat. This is recording.

This is recording.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

Do you have any tranquilizers you can force down my throat? People are getting scammed out of money to ride the Staten Island ferry.

Attention tourists.

In the words of Chris DeBurg, don't pay the ferry man.

Enjoy the ferry because along with Central Park, the Coney Island Boardwalk, and the hot smell of summer garbage,

it's one of the only things New York City offers

for free. And for good reason, it goes to Staten Island. Fifty-four-year-old career con

Gregory Reddick took the cake. You know, usually people been charged $25, but this guy was

charging $200 each way.

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