The #1 Movie From When You Turned 10 Will Predict How Your Year Will Go!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 January 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.8 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.5 | We'll use our producer, Amber, to represent the entire state to others listening outside of Georgia on how ill-prepared this state is for the cold. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm walking down the hall and our producer Amber is right next to me. |
| 0:48.2 | And she's like, Bert, I got to confess something. |
| 0:50.4 | I'm like, what's up? |
| 0:51.4 | She's like, I forgot to put my pants on today. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm like, what are you talking about? Hey, I forgot to put my pants on today. I'm like, what are you talking about? Huh? Hey, I forgot to put my pants on. I got my long |
| 0:58.5 | John's on, but then I forgot to put my pants on. Because it's super cold in Georgia. |
| 1:04.4 | Like, it is the rest. But we're not used to this here. No, I mean, that's a two-step process for us. We're used to just putting pants on. |
| 1:12.2 | All right, so you're wondering how your 20-25 is going to turn out. |
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