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Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Craig Gass is in the studio this week! The crew reviews their insane SoundCloud comments (where listeners are calling for Hatem's head), Kurt tells a crazy Canadian coke story and more! Follow the crew on Twitter @kurtmetzger @Sherrod_Small @KaytlinBailey @kerenmargolis and @standupnylabs Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com. Go to www.StandUpNY.com to see when Kurt and Sherrod are performing live at Stand Up NY.

Transcript

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.7	Race Wars.
0:07.2	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.5	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.6	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah!
0:15.2	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.7	I have the power!
0:18.5	With Kurt Metzger and shit behind the store.
0:25.3	Do you follow baseball, Craig?
0:28.5	I don't.
0:29.2	Is that the guy that...
0:31.3	The guy from the Mets who said, but I love this.
0:33.9	He goes, I could be okay with the gay teammate, but I disagree with the lifestyle.
0:38.3	Really? He said that?
0:39.3	But like, what does that fucking mean?
0:41.3	I disagree with your weener in there.
0:43.3	Yeah, you can't say I...
0:46.3	I disagree with your weiner in there too, but I don't understand that.
0:49.3	I'm okay with it.
0:50.3	I just disagree.
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