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DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Today we're back in the ScapeGOAT studio with Moote and he's requesting a posthumous digital "clean up crew". What secrets are you hiding? What do you want to be hiding? A secret family, perhaps? Proof of your embarrassing first date at Home Depot? Were you the schoolyard magician or were you just a bully? If all the world's a wrestling ring, are you a heel or a hero? And Davi demands we all Vote NO to 'Cute Kid Privilege' at the Renaissance Festival joust this year - because she's had enough! Want to have access to exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "You better Man-o-pause!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're back in the scapegoat studio with Brian Moot to talk about Renfest, our wrestling personas,
0:12.4	pickleball, and my dead brothers
0:14.8	DMs. If you're a member of the Scapegoat Fan Club, then you got an
0:19.0	extra episode last week. If you're not a member of our fan club or signed up for our Davi the Scapego plus content
0:26.9	wherever you're listening to your new favorite podcast, then you missed out on a lot.
0:31.2	Like this?
0:32.2	People will cite things that don't don't exist in the
0:34.5	fake yeah the fake stats and stuff it's just in fact sometimes I would do just do
0:38.6	that if I said something dumb I'd be like no I found an article on it yeah from
0:42.0	bro Bible I would say
0:44.0	say something like as a joke and then I'd be like yeah that's not real and then I would
0:47.6	Google it and I'd be like not only is it real there's three
0:50.4	cults about it Jesus There's a club! Jesus Christ!
0:53.0	I'm already in!
0:55.0	And this?
0:56.0	I remember I was with my friend's Lane and Brandon and we wanted to know what condoms were.
1:01.0	Could you get to him?
1:02.0	We went to this little gas station called the shortstop. wanted to know what condoms were. Could you get to him?
1:02.7	We went to this little gas station called the shortstop.
1:04.8	And we walked through the woods.
1:06.4	Yeah, it was an old Texaco.
1:08.8	So Lane and Brandon are cousins and we walked through the woods.
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