our frontal lobe was still cookin'

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Today in the ScapeGOAT studio we're talking RUNAWAY stories with Blair Crimmins! Everyone has a runaway story. Maybe you had minimalist dreams of a nomadic lifestyle, all your belongings within a handkerchief on the end of a lil' stick. Or maybe you once picked up on a vibe, trusted your intuition, packed a bag, and did a FULL King Curtis impression down the driveway as you exited the situation. Blair and Davi will discuss their personal runaway experiences from childhood to adulthood, the fig newton diet, partake in a roger miller sing-a-long, and give tips on what to pack and what NOT to pack. Probably don't need to bring the "4 Player Minimum Board Game" Davi corrects Blair on an outdated term but he doubles down because you know what? It's time to "bring it back". How come men are called "realists" while women are called "pessimists"? Maybe it's time for you to become the villain they always wanted you to be! Maybe you're due for a good adulthood run away, a move on, or a quit? Like most ScapeG.O.A.T. episodes, we find the positive in the GREATEST runaway story turned hostile workplace metaphor OF ALL TIME! Remember, sometimes you have to reach your dreams to find out they're actually trash that's weighing you down. Want more stories from when our frontal lobe wasn't fully cooked yet and access to exclusive audio missing from this episode? Hear the bits no one else gets, like "My Lymph Node Tried to Yolanda Me!" or long, lost episodes "10 Things Your Boss Should NEVER Say to You" and "Looking for The Upside with Callie Dauler"! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts and you'll get updates directly to your app! Help keep America's runaway and homeless youth safe and off the streets! Are you or a friend considering running away? Are you a runaway that would like help getting back home to your family? They're here to help you! Call: 1-800-RUNAWAY (or) 1-800-786-2929 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Dovey the Skapego Blair. What's happening? I'm not sure. I'm trying to keep up, but there's just so there's just too damn much.
0:16.4	Well, we sound good, we look good. Let's do another episode, and today we're talking about something that's come up on the
0:24.2	podcast a number of times in the past and that's running away quitting saying I
0:29.6	quit this bitch saying nope nope nope and peace you know either you're Jerry
0:35.8	McGuire moment where you take some people with you and you quit big or you quit
0:40.8	small we talk about it in all different ways and I've always been like oh I've never quit.
0:46.0	I've never run away from anything. I've always fought the good fight and refused to just be a quitter. And then I was thinking about it and I said actually all of us especially when we were kids have a runaway story.
1:00.0	Yeah. All of us have tried to do it maybe once twice maybe like four or five times if you're my friend Holly Birch, what's up girl?
1:06.0	Holly Birch, shout out to Holly. I remember you and the whole town looking for you man and every kid has a time that they
1:16.2	tried it. The hiding underneath the I don't know I don't think they do this
1:20.6	anymore in department stores but like the round like racks were clothes hung.
1:24.8	Oh, hell yeah.
1:26.0	I just loved to sit in there.
1:28.5	When my mom would go shopping with me at the mall,
1:31.6	I would love to sit in there. and then I just remember her just screaming my
1:35.0	name in the middle of riches or Macy's or whatever you know and and me just thinking, she can't see me, this is great.
1:46.6	Would you grab her while she was shopping the sale wreck?
1:49.4	Would you jump out and grab her?
1:51.0	You just waited for her to see you.
1:52.4	I would do that.
1:53.3	That was kind of the point of it.
1:54.5	I was waiting for her to come around,
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