Hello and welcome. You're listening to AlloL Story Time, the Goofy Story Podcast for Kids.

Today's story is called That's Magic and features characters named after Calvin and Cruzey.

I'd also like to give a special shout out this week to Moxie, Luna, Arov, Gwyneth, D Daryl and Beatrix, Hayden, Declan, Kellyn, and

Kieran, Imogen from Lafayette, California, Leo and Alex from Wellington, New Zealand,

Arlo, Fletcher, Primrose, and Banjo from Mullian Creek, Australia, as well as Patrick,

Elaine, and Robin from Perth in Western Australia.

Happy birthday to Will who is turning 8, Kaya who is turning 7, Hadley Coleman who is turning 11,

and Jade who is turning 5 and listens to the podcast with Luke. Also, happy bladed birthday to

Monica. More to come next time, but for now,

let's get into the story.

This is the story of Funny Guy Calvin and his best friend Cruzey, who throughout their friendship

had to continually put up with Calvin's funny guy antics.

No, Calvin, I do not want to pull your finger.

What are you, my uncle?

That gag is gross, rude, and literally stinks.

No thanks.

Or, no, Calvin, I do not want to hear the same joke told slightly

differently from the 45 other times you've told it. And, no, Calvin, I do not want to see

you do the underpants dance just so you can see how many kids laugh while the teacher gets upset.

Keep it respectful, okay? But Calvin could never help himself. He just loved to make people laugh.

Come on, Cruzy, I'm a funny guy. It's who I am. It's in my blood. Speaking of which, have you heard

the joke about the blood walking into a room full of doctors? Cruzy, like most kids, enjoyed being silly and joking around as well,

...