That’s as Simplistic as I Can Possibly Make It (with Thang Pham)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week, Drew and Roth discuss time zones, MLB moving its All-Star Game, Deshaun Watson, and how to make vaccines cool. Plus, Defector accomplice Thang Pham joins from Sydney, Australia for classic shenanigans like Dead or Canceled and questions from the Funbag! Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0	We're back, we're back, I'm back!
0:04.6	It's distraction, I'm true, that's rough.
0:06.7	How do you do to you, bro?
0:07.9	How do you do it?
0:08.9	I'm good, man, how are you?
0:09.9	You look well, people can't tell because the podcast is not a visual medium.
0:12.9	The jury is a deep, rich can right now.
0:16.3	I got, I got burned and I, yeah, there's nothing but...
0:19.7	There's nothing in my wife.
0:21.7	There's nothing in my wife loves more than telling me I got sunburned.
0:24.8	Like I come back from the beach and she loves to like gas and I, oh, you got some color.
0:29.9	Who's a naughty little boy?
0:32.8	Yeah.
0:33.8	And I'm like, yeah, I know, I'm gonna get cancer and die.
0:36.4	I'm trying not to, but it's a...
0:38.6	Yeah, I've gotten a similar treatment.
0:40.2	I'm not really like super built for outdoor use in that regard.
0:44.1	And so like, it doesn't take a lot for me to get like a weird, poorly distributed sunburn
0:49.4	where I kind of look like a, like, tie dyed, I guess.
0:53.1	Like if I'm like sitting in a weird position on the beach reading a book for 45 minutes,
0:56.8	I'm gonna come out of it looking like a batik.
0:59.4	That's not what you want.
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