This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast, Tuesday the 10th of September,

and I don't need to tell you, do I, that it's definitely getting colder.

It's autumnal, although I've still got the bologna's going.

As long as I keep watering the things, some of them are actually quite sort of healthy,

but they've started going a little bit at the edges, but that doesn't matter. I can live with things like that. And I've decided this year,

I'm not going to put anything out for winter. I would normally do the winter flowering pansies,

but to be honest with you, I can't be bothered. Just means you've got to go and get more sacks of next summer and then we'll plan again. Anyway, over in the This Morning Show, Holly Willoughby and Pip Schofield

Transforming to Lord and Lady in Downton Abbey's Spoof.

Actually, didn't they just do...

Didn't they just do well?

I think they had the television awards

and I'm sure somebody around there.

A former friend of the Duchess of Sussex,

quite clearly a former friend. As I say,

give her enough money, she'll sing like an old canary. Lizzie Cundee says that former friend

Megan Markle is manipulating and it's all about her. Well, of course it is. Certainly not about you,

is it, Miss Cundee. Still managed to find anybody yet? Probably not. She said she used to be good friends with

Megan. We've only got her word for it. But frankly, she sold her down the river. A bit like

Paul, Paul Burrell. Exactly the same. Exactly the same sort of thing. You know, Lizzie Cundee,

a snake. A snake. You know, fancy turning like that on your so-called former friend, Megan Markle. If I had a former friend, it doesn't matter who it is, that would be the last thing I'd be saying about them.

But I mean, you, you're just really nasty about it.

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