And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wants a nice calm meal. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it ever a beautiful day here on

milleronia? Yes it's true I create the weather here on milleronia but there's no

reason not to say how gorgeous it is.

And boy, oh boy is it ever.

And the music, always, always makes Colonel Jeff and me happy. And of course that's the Robert Osborne Orchestra

and the Elizabeth Taylor dancers featuring boy tenor Jim Broderick asking the

musical question do lava cakes on milleronia use real lava?

Yes, Jim they do. It's always well it's a I'll put it this way it's it's not real lava for

you or for Colonel Jeff I mean the lava cakes are like lava cakes they're

chocolate cakes and they have well a big

spoonful a giant spoonful of hot chocolate in there which takes the place of lava but if it's someone I don't like

he gets the real lava and that's just the way it is and I'm sorry to say it wouldn't be you. It would be someone who just

missed going to the volcano and I probably should have sent say a few years ago but now he might have made a

snarky remark just beforehand he can count on real lava in that lava cake.

And of course people don't want to eat it, they don't do it voluntarily, they have to be

held down.

You know, Ali Dunmeister just comes over and he's boy he's still tough and he can do it alone but he's sometimes

He's gaily. He's not a child anymore. He's getting a little older long in the tooth and

Well, he a couple of guys will hold hold the the well the victim down because you know what lava is let's be honest it's

lava it's lava.

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