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I'm Kaya, half of your favorite duo and baby.

This is actually, you know what, let me stop announcing the lengths of the episodes

because I just end up looking like a liar and it is not my intention, okay? I am just a yapper.

We got to talk about Abba Elementary. I just do intend to simply talk about Abba Elementary,

but you never know with me. Abba Elementary, hilarious. Once again, another good episode, another banger.

It's only the second episode, but like I can say it's a winner.

Like, I don't know.

They basically have hired a guidance counselor, and I feel like that is, I don't know why, like, in general, like in life, like, you ask a kid what they

want to be in. It's, like, the younger they are, like, the more general it is. Usually it's like

a firefighter or a nurse or a doctor or teacher or whatever. But it's something about, like, middle school

that everyone decided that they wanted to be a guidance counselor.

Like, did it just happen at my school,

or did that also happen at you were a school?

Like, it evolved from, you know, whatever to like something that's not really

a specific specific but a little bit more niche like I'm going to be a guidance counselor everyone

wanted to be a guidance counselor I mean personally I never wanted to be anything and that's just

I know it's weird to say but I just I've never I never wanted to be anything, and that's just, I know it's weird to say, but I just, I've never, I never dreamed of working like dead ass, literally. Like, I just never dreamed of being anything. So the fact that I turned out to be, I don't even know what I am is hilarious. Technically, I'm a content creator. I don't know. But it's hilarious.

Anyways, so they hired a guidance counselor. The guidance counselor is, she said something that's

like so real. She had 20 schools on her back. Like, I didn't know that guidance counselors

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