I, listen, I don't know my head from my ass, my balls from my back. I don't know nothing from nothing, okay? I was minding my business. I was laying back in the driver's, not the driver's seat. I was laying back in the driver's seat after y'all see me all these damn text messages. But I was laying back in a barber chair, getting my beard done up, getting it nice for the weekend. You know, I got, like, thank you. Thank you. You know, I'm going to get a little piece, you know, after I weigh in.

You know, I got like, thank you.

Thank you.

You know, I'm going to get a little piece.

You know, I thought weigh in.

You know, a little something like that.

You know, a couple slices, you know. But I had to, you know, I was in the chair. I got it. I was watching him at the barbershop. You know, that's my movie. You know, I might watch it again, you know, but I was watching him.

I come out.

I take my phone.

I'll do not disturb because, you know, I don't need my barber seeing nothing that come through.

You know.

So, you know, but I was watching him. I come out. I take my phone, I'll do not disturb,

because, you know, I don't need my barber seeing nothing that come through, you know. So,

you know, I had my phone on Do Not Disturb. I undid it. I see I got 78 trillion, 422 billion,

184 million. The numbers keep going, okay? I don't know how many of the text I came back to, but when I say everybody in my phone was jumping, I was like, oh my God, who died? Literally, that was my first thought. I said, oh, my God, who died? Like, Karen just got out of jail. I hope it ain't her. Like, she got a whole life ahead of her to be a free woman. Ray is a free slave. Like, it's a lot going on. So I'm like, you know what? It's a lot. I was just hoping when nobody did. I get in the group chat. Listen, I think the first group chat I saw at all the group chats was Zelle and Raven. And Raven was sending a little, you know, they're little alarm emojis.

The red ones, I was like, I was like, oh, God, what's happening?

I look.

And the gut, when I said got, I mean the got damn headline reads.

It's from the neighborhood talk.

R-H-O-P, Real House Wilder Potomans, Dr. Wendy Ocepho, and husband Eddie, arrested on fraud charges in Maryland. Y'all, you can't make this stuff up. I don't know what's happening in the DMV area. Like, we know y'all commit a lot of fraud and a lot of schemes and a lot of acts up there.

Like, we know that, okay?

We just, if you got friends in a DMV area, you know, you can reach out to them if you need a new Gucci bag or a new, whatever. You know, you can reach out there for something. It's going to be fake. It's going to be stolen. but you still they still good people they're going to give it to you i was not expecting me those people

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