That New Haircut Smell

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2016

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Dope Queens know you must be going through withdrawal as we put Season 2 together. This bonus epi should get you through. Phoebe and Jessica fawn over Moth Grand Slam champion Adam Wade and his warbly tones. This story is gonna make you laugh, cry and hug a stranger. Also, get your life together and subscribe to Phoebe's new podcast, Sooo Many White Guys, featuring interviews with performers, musicians, authors and artists who are killing it in their fields--and who aren't straight up white dudes! Don't worry, there will be a token white guy, too. Eventually. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens --- Guest Comedian: Adam Wade (@adamwade) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com

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0:00.0	It was a quiet Saturday morning.
0:03.8	Nonski! Get it over here! It's Saturday!
0:06.7	Professor Wayne Zalinsky was hard at work on his new invention.
0:10.4	Could you imagine if your husband shrunk your fucking kids?
0:13.3	I bet we were fucking divorced.
0:16.6	Like, that is so, so, so irresponsible.
0:20.8	Yeah.
0:21.8	It's like, what are you doing? Like, get a job.
0:25.0	Yeah, and then he blew up the baby.
0:28.8	People who have to baby.
0:30.8	Like, that's a divorce. That's literally divorces.
0:34.8	And she stuck with him.
0:35.8	You ridiculous.
0:36.8	So you're gonna keep this like shrinking machine upstairs in the attic?
0:40.8	You're crazy.
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:42.8	You're gonna cover it with cloth?
0:43.8	Knowing that you have three kids, one's a teenager,
0:46.8	you know, like they're not responsible.
0:48.8	And they're not gonna babysit that kid for real?
0:50.8	No.
0:52.8	That was such a good series though.
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