That New Haircut Smell
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2016
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
The 2 Dope Queens know you must be going through withdrawal as we put Season 2 together. This bonus epi should get you through. Phoebe and Jessica fawn over Moth Grand Slam champion Adam Wade and his warbly tones. This story is gonna make you laugh, cry and hug a stranger.
Also, get your life together and subscribe to Phoebe's new podcast, Sooo Many White Guys, featuring interviews with performers, musicians, authors and artists who are killing it in their fields--and who aren't straight up white dudes! Don't worry, there will be a token white guy, too. Eventually.
Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens
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Guest Comedian:
Adam Wade (@adamwade)
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About the podcast:
Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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| 0:00.0 | It was a quiet Saturday morning. |
| 0:03.8 | Nonski! Get it over here! It's Saturday! |
| 0:06.7 | Professor Wayne Zalinsky was hard at work on his new invention. |
| 0:10.4 | Could you imagine if your husband shrunk your fucking kids? |
| 0:13.3 | I bet we were fucking divorced. |
| 0:16.6 | Like, that is so, so, so irresponsible. |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.8 | It's like, what are you doing? Like, get a job. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, and then he blew up the baby. |
| 0:28.8 | People who have to baby. |
| 0:30.8 | Like, that's a divorce. That's literally divorces. |
| 0:34.8 | And she stuck with him. |
| 0:35.8 | You ridiculous. |
| 0:36.8 | So you're gonna keep this like shrinking machine upstairs in the attic? |
| 0:40.8 | You're crazy. |
| 0:41.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.8 | You're gonna cover it with cloth? |
| 0:43.8 | Knowing that you have three kids, one's a teenager, |
| 0:46.8 | you know, like they're not responsible. |
| 0:48.8 | And they're not gonna babysit that kid for real? |
| 0:50.8 | No. |
| 0:52.8 | That was such a good series though. |
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