Cream Girls
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2016
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
In this bonus episode, Phoebe and Jessica have a totally trife bbq. Plus, comedian Matteo Lane (MTV’s GirlCode & MTV2's GuyCode) gives listeners a lesson in gay voice and TV personality Michelle Collins (formerly of The View) auditions for American idol.
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Guest Comedians:
Matteo Lane
Michelle Collins
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About the podcast:
Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, I would hang out with Fred Durs for like a day. |
| 0:04.0 | I could do like 45 minutes between like two meetings. |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:11.0 | What would you do with Fred Durs for a whole day? |
| 0:13.0 | You would like a barbeque. |
| 0:20.0 | Okay. |
| 0:21.0 | He would host and he would like grow because you know he has to grow. |
| 0:24.0 | He's like very into it. |
| 0:25.0 | I would like invite Guy Pieddi and just be like, |
| 0:29.0 | let's just make it. |
| 0:30.0 | They're the same fucking person. |
| 0:31.0 | I know. |
| 0:32.0 | And then the lead singer of Smashmouth, I'd be like, |
| 0:34.0 | somebody! |
| 0:36.0 | Let's just make it a whole day of like, |
| 0:38.0 | trif. |
| 0:39.0 | Just trif, dude. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.0 | And then I would like not wear bra, |
| 0:43.0 | and wear like a tank top and like daisy dugs. |
| 0:46.0 | And like cowboy boots, dude. |
| 0:48.0 | I would like lean in. |
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