That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox Lettin’ it rip Smoked oysters will blow your t%$s off Robin, The Golden Bachelorette Heather’s worked at every restaurant in Atlanta and New York She's shaking her t&%s for cash! Krissy, Heather, and the housewives She's just a comedian with really great taste! Single guys need to come to Heather’s shows Find Heather Here: www.heatherontour.com Instagram: @heatherkmcmahan Her podcast: Absolutely Not LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	But when I'm on vacation, your girl gets up, has a cappuccino, a macchiato, about 4,000 calories, and then I am opening up a crisp glass of pino-great at about 105959 and I don't want to hear it.
0:15.4	Okay, I want no judgment.
0:17.4	People like breakfast wine.
0:19.9	Yes, it is breakfast wine.
0:21.7	You want to know why?
0:22.3	Because I'm clocked out.
0:23.6	I'm not on the job.
0:25.2	And if I have a couple white wines before noon,
0:27.9	you're still gonna get great content. On this young girl, it's like how are you going to
0:35.0	this young girl is like how are you going to like that?
0:40.0	And I said what do you mean?
0:41.0	And she said well like what where does it plug in and I said, well, like, where does it plug in?
0:44.4	And I said, put me a cigarette?
0:47.4	I said, we're going to use fire.
0:48.8	We're going to use a map.
0:50.1	We're like, you know, somebody else has a lighter.
0:52.3	And I was like, these kids just plug everything in and they hit the case.
0:55.6	They don't even know how to light a real cigarette.
0:58.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:03.0	Oh yeah, Kattagans, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:08.0	I'm Brian Green.
1:09.0	This is the director of Dippity Labs.
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