Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Strippers Don’t give them attention, and don’t fall for the attention they give you What's your name? Who gives a fuck?! That ass looks pretty crazy! How To Attack Quality Girls He loves a barbecue Don’t act like you want to be there Haggle for a lap dance You know she can balance a cup on her ass? Be the last call guy LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I wonder what people like about me probably my jugs.
0:10.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:13.0	You're gonna love my barbecues.
0:16.0	How much is a lap dance?
0:18.0	$30. 20.
0:20.0	No, it's 30. 15.
0:23.0	It says right here in my notes for my John Anthony ebook.
0:27.0	15 to 20 dollars.
0:29.0	Take it or leave it.
0:31.0	Take it or leave it.
0:32.0	While you're at it, go get a receipt from the bar because I
0:34.4	need your phone number. I don't want the management to find out. Don't mind the blue paint.
0:38.3	It'll wash off.
0:40.3	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:47.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens, Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the master of Marmalade,
0:57.0	Kristen Joyhoodly. Best of you, Chris, eh? And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:03.0	For our Thanksgiving, one of my brothers brought over crumble cookies.
1:07.0	Oh yeah. Have you had the crumble?
1:09.0	I like the crumble.
1:10.0	They are good.
1:11.0	Man, that shit is good.
1:12.0	Good, good, good. You don't have crumbled cookies where you live. That sucks.
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