"That" Jackie

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, American Sweetheart, buy a house, and racist brunch. Comic of the Week: Sofiya Alexander @TheSofiya We have a website! Laurie made it! www.jackieandlaurieshow.com Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:07.9	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.7	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.3	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.6	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:21.6	Oh. Hello. Oh, hello.
0:23.8	Slow it down.
0:25.1	We're doing two tonight.
0:26.3	We're doing two.
0:27.8	I'm so tired.
0:29.1	I had a headache, but then get this, I had a McDonald's hamburger.
0:33.1	I don't know what your fast food.
0:35.4	Yeah, I don't know what your fast food of choice is when you have kind of a headache.
0:39.5	That's not what I go to when I have a headache. Right. Do you usually go to aspirin or something?
0:43.5	No, I wash my hair. Usually it's because I haven't showered. I get headaches from not washing my hair.
0:49.7	But they happen on days I've washed my hair. I have to wash my hair at least once a day for sure, but sometimes twice a day.
0:58.1	Oh, really?
0:58.6	And then from not having coffee.
1:00.3	Those are the two things I can immediately cure a headache with.
1:03.9	You just have a cup of coffee or you wash your hair.
1:05.9	Yeah.
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