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🗓️ 22 November 2022
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy Holidays, parkass fans. |
0:02.4 | I'm Greg Poulson from serial killers, a Spotify original from parkass. |
0:07.1 | In honor of Thanksgiving, I'm excited to present this very special episode. |
0:11.7 | Just at our snake. |
0:13.0 | A warning. |
0:14.0 | This episode contains discussions of death and murder. |
0:16.9 | Please exercise caution for listeners under 13. |
0:24.3 | It's November. |
0:25.6 | The trees outside are a collage of red, orange, and yellow. |
0:29.3 | A fire fights away the cold each time the door opens and another guest arrives. |
0:34.7 | Candles flicker for ambience, mouth-watering aromas floating from the kitchen. |
0:39.7 | Glasses of wine make the small talk more palatable. |
0:43.4 | Maybe this Thanksgiving will be different, you wonder. |
0:47.1 | But it's not. |
0:50.6 | By the time the first dollop of mashed potatoes hits your plate, the mood darkens. |
0:56.4 | Tensions rise as family members drag old skeletons from closets you thought you'd want. |
1:02.2 | Nothing, not even pumpkin pie, can prevent the chaos now. |
1:08.1 | This always happens. |
1:09.6 | No matter how hard you try, the holiday ends in shouting and tears. |
1:15.6 | As you push food scraps around your plate, a terrible thought crosses your mind. |
1:21.0 | What if I slip something in the desert to make it all stop? |
1:28.1 | Of course you don't actually mean it. |
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