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Larry Miller Show

Thanksgiving on Pluto

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Larry tells you all you need to know about Thanksgiving. "Just put a sock in it and toss in a turkey. It's not a vegetable holiday, anyway." Then he gives a sturdy defense of Pluto and recites the Robert Frost poem "Stars."
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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wants to know how many moons Pluto has. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.2

And it is gorgeous here on milleronia well it always

0:46.2

is I know and I know I've told you that I control the weather and oh many other

0:52.2

things frankly it's after all, it's Meleronia.

0:55.0

And if you're going to name it after yourself, you should control things.

0:59.0

But it is, it's beautiful here, and we're here with the family everybody's here including

1:05.3

Colonel Jeff of course and we're here before we go back to the mainland to

1:10.6

prepare for Thanksgiving but we have you but we have great holidays here on Miloronia too, by the way,

1:17.0

and a great Thanksgiving. We make a great Thanksgiving, all the families on Miloronia,

1:22.0

and, oh boy, there are some things I'm going to talk

1:26.0

about that later what do we make whether it's on Miloronia or on the mainland

1:30.3

and what do you make for Thanksgiving? But boy it means a lot we're

1:36.1

happy here and the music as always makes me so happy that's the Clyde

1:41.8

Tumbaugh Orchestra and the Ava Gardner dancers featuring boy tenor Don

1:47.3

Riley asking the musical question what would bibbibbibibibity booo do?

1:54.0

Cause your date to walk out on you.

1:58.0

Just walk, just as the waitress is putting your main courses down on the table at the clamschak where you took her

2:06.3

Barbara your very pretty date realized wow she just didn't want to be with you anymore and

2:16.0

put on her coat, walked out without a word, actually ran out and held a cab.

2:18.0

Now here's the interesting thing.

2:19.9

Colonel Jeff and I, whoa, what would what would bibbidi-bobbidi-boo do?

2:25.1

You have great questions, Don.

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