Thanksgiving Has Got To Go

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/andrewmusky⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Amart turkey is a turkey
0:04.0	and she swel her eyes and she's wild
0:08.0	She wobbles and she gobbles and she's absolutely mine
0:17.0	She's the best pet. You can get yet.
0:22.6	Better get a good to a cat.
0:25.6	That is in my apple.
0:27.6	Cockby, cut.
0:28.6	It's so happy in her bed.
0:31.6	Because for all that steering,
0:34.6	dinner,
0:35.6	well a piece of package.
0:39.2	So it's fancy seeing you here today.
0:44.5	Yeah, I just got off the boat.
0:45.6	What boat?
0:46.3	Santa Maria.
0:47.4	How was it?
0:48.9	Pretty tight, if you were going to, if I'm going to be honest.
0:51.9	How long were you on it?
0:52.9	17 hours straight.
0:54.6	It was a 17 hour trip across the Atlantic. Yeah. It only took 17 hours. It only took 17 hours. Yeah, we have a propeller. That's crazy. It takes them two months usually. Two months. Two months to cross the Atlantic. Well, very similar to Amtrak. It's like the Acella. Oh, it was the Asella. Yeah. You took the Asala. I took the 17-hour Acella Santa Maria over to Plymouth.
1:14.8	What were your findings in Plymouth? My findings in Plymouth. I'm looking at it right here. My little body. Alan. Your tight little body. Yeah. That curvy waist and those thick thighs, babe. you know what i see when i see when i see
1:29.9	you i want to smother those cheeks with cranberry sauce you're perverse i'm perverse
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