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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Thanksgiving BUZZ with Mark Normand & Sam Morril | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 104

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! THE BABES are one short this week. Sal couldn't make it so @chrisdcomedy is joined comedians @mark normand & @Sam Morril from the @We Might Be Drunk Podcast Mark Normand just got married! The babes talk how hard it is to plan a wedding. Comedy is changing lately. Sam and @Stavros Halkias ate from a New Orleans gas station the night before Mark's wedding. The World Cup in Qatar is a disaster! A weird moment from World War one history. Who cares about marathons. The babes share a couple stories about being on the road touring. Black women are the most supportive people on the planet! Chris talks about his new show on @VICE The babes talk about @Gary Vider dad. Yellowstone is the strangest show on TV. Chris' kid has a new favorite book! Jazz Chris' GF calls into the program! The price of turkey shot up before this years holiday season. The mafia is LITTY FAM! Happy holidays babes! Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! Support the sponsors to support the show betterhelp.com/heybabe Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now use promo code HEYBABE shopify.com/heybabe rocketmoney.com/heybabe Draft Kings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $150 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pregame moneyline bet. Bet must win. $150 issued as six (6) $25 free bets. Ends 12/31/22 @ 11:59pm ET. Stepped Up SGP: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't be a fake. Don't be a flake. Don't run away from your feelings.

0:07.7

Bay don't be afraid. Don't be ashamed. Don't hesitate to say hey, babe.

0:12.4

Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe.

0:15.0

All right. Welcome to Hey, babe.

0:17.5

Sal couldn't make it again this week, but don't worry. He's coming back soon.

0:20.7

He'll be back next week. But instead of just not doing the episode and

0:24.9

mailing it in, I said, who can I get that will equal sale? Yeah, I wait.

0:31.8

He's a big man, but he's dead. He's dead. Wait anyway. He was holding your back, Chris.

0:36.0

This is good. Mark Norman. Sam moral. We might be trying to boy. I like the end of the

0:40.2

gate. You said instead of not doing an episode, you're lowering the bar already.

0:44.1

Yeah, the gate. You're like, we could have not done one. Yeah, we could have not done one.

0:48.8

But instead we went right above that and we got Sammy and Mark, baby, the freshly married

0:53.7

Mark and the freshly and the currently depressed Sam. We're both depressed.

0:58.8

I'm fucking depressed. Yeah, you didn't see the wedding.

1:03.3

No, it was a good time. Yeah, wedding. I was bummed. Do you want to think?

1:07.8

I know. I couldn't, we had family stuff. I couldn't make it, but I sent him a gift.

1:11.6

Well, let me just say this.

1:18.8

That was a weak married man.

1:20.6

That's the last time. The Mark I knew like two months ago, he would have been farting much

1:26.4

wrong. Well, as you put it, and I could tell it was about to unload. So I pitched it.

1:30.6

That's a marriage fart right there. Yeah, I love it, man. That wedding, we got so I got so

1:35.7

fucked up. When's the night? Oh, was it on Bodega Cat? Bodega Cat whiskey. Straight,

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