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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Social Sobriety with Ian Fidance | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 105

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

THE BABES are one short this week. Sal couldn't make it so @chrisdcomedy is joined comedian @ianfidance and they talk toxic social media habits and more INTERNET CRINGE! Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! Support the sponsors to support the show go.factor75.com/heybabe60 code heybabe60 ridge.com/heybabe code heybabe https://ridge.com/heybabe NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? I got a new date added January 26th to the 28th Phoenix, Arizona brand new Arab Standard material January 26th to the 28th Phoenix, Arizona stand up live

0:11.6

Then of course we got December 15th 16th 17th in Charlotte, Ashville in Charleston December 31st, Huntington, New York

0:17.9

And then we got January 12th in New Orleans, January 13th in Dallas, January 14th in Houston

0:22.9

But January 26th, 28th Phoenix, Arizona and Buffalo, New York you got moved to May 5th because of the snowstorm Christy Comedy.com for Tiki Wiggies

0:32.5

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate, say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe

0:48.5

Alright baby, we got another hey babe, we got another hey babe and Sal is back, this is Sal

0:56.5

Hey guys, Sal has come back and he's wearing one of those disguise faces you buy at a costume store

1:03.5

Yes, it was very expensive, it's what we like to call a practical joke

1:08.5

Hey, Sal's back now and he's bisexual and he's really living his best life

1:13.5

Yes, he's finally living his dreams

1:16.5

This is Joe DeRosa, he's Satan

1:19.5

Thank you for coming, this is of course Ian Fy dance, good friend of the show, the only member he did back to back episodes, Ian Fy dance

1:27.5

Yes, I was so honored to give you a two-parter

1:29.5

It was amazing and I get to tell you, thank you to people that are coming out the shows and saying hi, I get so much love

1:36.5

Like, oh I saw you in hey babe, blah blah blah, it's amazing, it's the best, thank you

1:41.5

That's why we do the show, we appreciate it

1:43.5

I just got over the flu, I'm still actually not over it, I don't think I'm contagious so anymore

1:50.5

You invite me into this high rise, first of all you know I'm like a two-pack of days smoker and you're like come to this floor and then walk up seven flights of stairs

1:59.5

I get here, I'm hacking a weezin and you're like oh I still have a viral load

2:04.5

I got a viral load, and then he comes in and goes he goes sorry I'm late, I just have to clean up all the shit water off my floor

2:11.5

Alright, hey, well, hey, I'm like, thank you, I got shit fingers, you got sick mouth, I'd be more like a gay couple of the 80s, I know

2:21.5

But yeah dude, I feel, I don't know if you ever had the flu man, but I feel better, I was sick the last couple days fever and headache and all that

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