Thanks, But No Pranks

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Patrick and Wyatt are housemates, and their shared house was caught up in a prank war. Neighbors from each house on their street pulled pranks on one another until one final act put Wyatt over the edge -- and he took to social media to put a stop to the practical jokes. Patrick thinks Wyatt overreacted, and wants to rev up the prank war again.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.5	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.4	I'm Baylor F. Jesse Thorn.
0:43.3	This week, thanks, but no pranks.
0:46.5	Patrick and Wyatt are housemates and their shared house was caught up in a prank war.
0:51.4	Neighbors from each house on their street pulled pranks on one another until one final act
0:56.4	put Wyatt over the edge and he took to social media to put a stop to the practical jokes.
1:02.4	Patrick thinks Wyatt overreacted and alienated their housemates in a small community.
1:08.2	Who's right and who's wrong?
1:10.0	Only one man can decide.
1:11.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:15.6	We walked all over San Francisco with our tape recorder.
1:18.2	We loved to go into funeral parlors and make appointments to see the mortician.
1:22.5	We'd spin out this tale that Jim had an unhappy life.
1:25.5	Jim's hadn't really worked out well.
1:27.2	He felt that if you could have a complete funeral service, the ceremony in the chapel,
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