Thank God In Advance | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.1 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.3 | We love you. |
| 0:18.4 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our |
| 0:21.9 | services. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in, |
| 0:27.0 | and thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. I heard about this |
| 0:31.8 | husband and wife. We're driving down the road, and they saw this sign that said, |
| 0:36.7 | Nacadoches, 40 miles ahead. |
| 0:39.5 | They began to argue over how to correctly pronounce the name Nacadoches. |
| 0:44.2 | The husband got so upset. |
| 0:46.2 | He finally said, when we get to town, I'm going to stop and prove to you that I'm right. |
| 0:51.5 | They drove silently for the next 30 minutes. |
| 0:55.9 | When he got to town, he pulled into the first fast food restaurant he could find. They both marched up to the counter. He said to |
| 1:02.5 | the young lady working behind it, my wife and I have been arguing for the last 30 minutes. |
| 1:08.3 | Can you please tell us very slowly and very clearly how to pronounce |
| 1:13.5 | the name of this place? The young girl's eyes got real big. She leaned over to the counter |
| 1:17.9 | and said, Burger King. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says |
| 1:30.5 | I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. |
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