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Joel Osteen Podcast

Thank God In Advance | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Most of the time, God's promises don't come to fruition overnight. You have to do your part and water the seed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.1

Well, God bless you.

0:15.3

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.3

We love you.

0:18.4

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our

0:21.9

services. I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in,

0:27.0

and thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. I heard about this

0:31.8

husband and wife. We're driving down the road, and they saw this sign that said,

0:36.7

Nacadoches, 40 miles ahead.

0:39.5

They began to argue over how to correctly pronounce the name Nacadoches.

0:44.2

The husband got so upset.

0:46.2

He finally said, when we get to town, I'm going to stop and prove to you that I'm right.

0:51.5

They drove silently for the next 30 minutes.

0:55.9

When he got to town, he pulled into the first fast food restaurant he could find. They both marched up to the counter. He said to

1:02.5

the young lady working behind it, my wife and I have been arguing for the last 30 minutes.

1:08.3

Can you please tell us very slowly and very clearly how to pronounce

1:13.5

the name of this place? The young girl's eyes got real big. She leaned over to the counter

1:17.9

and said, Burger King. Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says

1:30.5

I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess.

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