It's Time To Believe Again | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast |
| 0:03.7 | and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, |
| 0:07.8 | why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend? |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | And God bless you. |
| 0:15.5 | It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.4 | We love you and we know God has great things in store for each one of you. |
| 0:22.6 | If you're ever in our area, stop by and see us. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:27.0 | But thanks for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out today. I like to start with something funny each week. |
| 0:32.3 | And I heard about this man. He got caught shoplifting at the grocery store. He was in court and the judge said, |
| 0:39.0 | sir, I understand, you stole a can of peaches. How many peaches were in that can? He said, |
| 0:45.2 | five, your honor. He said, all right, I'm going to give you one week in jail for each peach. |
| 0:49.7 | You got five weeks in jail. The man's wife stood up and said, Your Honor, may I say something? |
| 0:54.6 | He said, yes, what is it? She said, he stole a can of peas, too. All right, hold up your |
| 1:02.8 | Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I |
| 1:10.3 | have. I can do what it says I can do I have what it says I have. |
| 1:12.8 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:15.6 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. |
| 1:19.4 | My heart is receptive. |
| 1:21.0 | I will never be the same. |
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