Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality television show, I Love A Momma's Boy. Bryan is watching but he isn't buying what they're selling. Finally, Tara, her brother Thad and her husband get an invite to a cousin's wedding in Florida. Thad turns in a "wedding crasher" performance of a lifetime and TCB has the story to share. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I'm doing here is measuring the purity. Pure Coke it melts away at about
0:06.5	185, 190 degrees. Cutting the agent stayed melt away at about 100 and quality
0:16.0	product. Well that's that's melting around 140 130 good 140 years 150
0:33.4	fuck me running 160 Jesus Christ 170 180 180
0:43.6	187 where did you get this stuff Columbia oh do you mind if I do online yeah
0:51.5	fuck it let's all do one I can't feel my face I mean I can touch it but I can't
1:08.8	feel it on this episode of the commercial break pretty really he did a great
1:19.0	job telling this story right he took us from point A to point B and we said
1:22.5	you have raised the bar on on TCB stories my friend because he basically took
1:27.4	up an entire episode with just this thing that he had written that was until
1:31.8	that episode came out and then someone tried to top it where are the balls on this
1:39.7	guy he has done you see he just immediately yeah he looked right to his mom
1:46.8	yes mom yes mom God bless I hope I don't raise children like this I mean I
1:51.4	really hope I don't raise children like this I don't see any signs of my wife
1:55.2	being this way but if I do it's gonna yes straight to the therapist it is
2:00.8	straight to the therapist this co-head sponsored by
2:05.3	Kursai
2:11.0	he must open the doors it was as if when the doors blew open the music stopped with
2:18.9	a screech in the entire wedding pause saddius Maximus was in the house
2:26.0	the next episode of the commercial break starts now
2:36.0	yeah welcome back to another episode of the commercial break I am Brian
2:38.7	Green this is my dear friend and co-host Kristen Joy
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