Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plain boring and Bryan just found out why. VR porn is being delivered by robots to Vegas hotels. Krissy wonders if most innovations is due to porn? Finally, Sonya Pet Psychic was an early Animal Planet show. It is easy to see why is not a CURRENT AP show. Clips are reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We got one. Mark, are the allegations true that you're secretly illizard?
0:04.9	I'm gonna have to go with no on that. I am not illizard, but keep the high quality comments
0:12.9	coming in. Please, this is surely on track to be a great live Q&A if we continue getting
0:18.6	stuff at that level of quality.
0:24.6	On this episode of the Commercial Break,
0:27.4	I thought about setting up a TCB shop and then we just like play the episode back to back
0:31.5	now. There's a good chance we'll have as many listeners at the MetaVirt.
0:37.3	Let's put that on our list. Yeah, put that on the list.
0:40.3	She will never try.
0:42.3	Right after the live shows, right after selling out Carnegie,
0:46.6	we'll put ourselves on the MetaVirt. I feel like if I had that...
0:51.0	I feel like I have a headset. I'd be a cool kid. Right now, I think...
0:54.6	I don't know. There might be something on my avatar that says desktop user.
0:58.7	Old white man. Probably what it says.
1:02.2	No one wants to talk to old white men right now.
1:07.0	It's a person that said don't talk to me.
1:09.2	Yeah, they said don't talk to me. Oh, white man.
1:11.8	We had these eggs fared decades.
1:15.2	And then all of a sudden they turned into dinosaurs, little velociraptors.
1:19.7	We had a T-Rex runnin' around the back.
1:22.4	But I thought to myself, I thought they were fairies.
1:27.6	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
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