Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.

And a recession, and the special K diet, and the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars

and Ben Platts Whig and dear Evan Hansen

T G I F.

Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And it's Friday.

T G. G. I. F. cuties.

Chelsea.

Yes.

Let's tell him now. This is the first time I am recording from my new Apple

computer. We'll do a real plug later on, but if you are watching from

YouTube, this is probably the best of my videos ever look. It looks really good.

Thank you. It does remind me that I'm working off of a 10 year old Macbook air because one would

argue my video doesn't look so great. Oh well well thank you. It could also be because I am

using the Macbook Pro which does mean better. Apparently I stand corrected the

cuties came for me. we'll see what the sound sounds like because I've had it for about three weeks now but if there's one thing you need to know about me it's I don't do things I'm not good at So it's just been sitting on my kitchen table because I don't

know how to use it. Well you're on it, you're using it. Look at Ego. Well we'll see what the sound sounds like when I send it to you.

It'll just be a file of me farting in the background.

Well it wouldn't be the first time.

Let me tell you.

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