TGIF 5/23/25: The Cuties Plan a Jail Break!

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Donny is 50 days sober, so emotionally, he's zooting (look it up) himself up in space, while Chelsea is making sure liquor store employees listen to the podcast, forcing people to watch MILF Manor, and making fun of people's speech impediments - to their face. Also, the Cute Ones discuss the Gemini Jail Break and check in on Blake Lively. Cuties, if you love yourself... DO NOT see "Hurry Up Tomorrow." This episode is sponsored by ZocDoc! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc. com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.7	comedy food podcast, Green Eggs and Dan.
0:40.0	We're back with another delicious season, dishing out hilarious, decadent, tender, fall-off-the-bone comedy,
0:47.0	with more food puns than ever before.
0:50.1	Episodes drop every Thursday.
0:52.2	Hope you enjoyed this trailer.
0:54.2	I mean this amuse bouch.
0:57.0	Okay, no more food puns.
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1:04.4	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
1:09.8	Listen, you got through the week like we got through
1:12.2	9-11. And a recession. And the special K diet. And the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars.
1:18.4	And Ben Platt's Wig and dear Evan Hansen. TGIF. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
1:26.3	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one. TGIF, cuties. TGIF. Now am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I'm Chelsea and I am the cute one.
1:28.4	TGIF, cuties.
1:29.9	TGIF.
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