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🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like? |
| 0:03.0 | Not much to it is there? |
| 0:06.0 | Unless of course, it's a Walker's sandwich. |
| 0:10.0 | Mmm, that is good. |
| 0:13.0 | Now that's what Asani should sound like. |
| 0:16.0 | Go all crisp in with walkers. |
| 0:18.0 | Delicious. |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the with walkers. Delicious. |
| 0:26.1 | Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. |
| 0:29.8 | Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11. |
| 0:31.0 | And a recession. |
| 0:32.5 | And the special K diet. |
| 0:35.3 | And the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars. |
| 0:38.9 | And Ben Plotzwig and dear Evan Hansen. TGIF. |
| 0:46.2 | Hello, I am Chelsea and I am the cute one. And I'm by myself. Oh, God, I don't know where to look. I wasn't going to wear my glasses today. I don't want to be staring at myself, but I don't want to be like |
| 0:49.6 | Ramona-eyzing the camera. So this was going to be my unstripped acoustic, tiny desk on NPR |
| 0:56.7 | version of me without my sunglasses. But I just think that nobody needs to see how much my |
| 1:02.3 | eyes flicker as I talk as I'm trying to like grasp onto a seed of an idea that I want to try to |
| 1:09.1 | form into a sentence. Does that make sense? So let me try |
| 1:12.1 | this again. Let's take it from the top. I might just keep all this in to let the people know |
| 1:16.1 | what they're in for. But hello, I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one and I'm by myself today. We |
| 1:20.1 | originally had planned for this to be the big sobriety episode. We've been teasing it. |
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