TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 42

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

(Rec: 9/10/19) We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:04.3	Here we go.
0:08.3	Here we go. Here we go.
0:10.3	Here we go. Here we go. This is Tofflight Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson.
0:16.9	Pow, pow, pow.
0:18.7	I'm Sam Delaney. So what?
0:21.4	Mate, before we get going, just a quick one.
0:23.6	I know this is a Keegan episode.
0:25.7	Yeah.
0:25.9	But have you ever had a pear?
0:28.7	A pear?
0:29.7	Yeah, like a pear, just like, you know, the fruit, but just add it raw.
0:33.3	Have I eaten a pair?
0:34.5	Have you eaten a pair before?
0:35.8	I've eaten a pair in the last two hours.
0:37.6	Have you eaten a pair before? I've eaten a pair in the last two hours, yeah. Have you?
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:39.0	Fucking hell.
0:39.5	I had one today for the first time since about, I'm not joking, 1978, right?
0:45.6	What do you think?
0:47.1	I mean, I might have been highly caffeinated at the time, but my wife was going fucking mad because I was more, she said,
0:53.9	you're more or less like one of these YouTube video people unboxing something for the
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