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This is it.

This is Toad Fly Time Machine, Iron-minded Austin, pow-paw.

I'm Sam, Mr Delaney. Say what?

It's the Keegan Hamburg Odyssey episode three.

Our second attempt at this, we had to go earlier on a day,

but we got sidetrack with people

set themselves on fire at barbecues,

SES barbecues, no less.

And the Dark Net,

Raoul Morte,

and getting into a row

with one direction at the Pride of Britain Awards,

it was a good 23 minutes.

Yeah, strong. That episode is available to everyone now as titled... with one direction at the Pride of Britain Awards. It was a good 23 minutes.

Yeah, strong.

That episode is available to everyone now as titled SAS, BBQ.

Have a listen if you want.

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