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🗓️ 30 October 2018
⏱️ 83 minutes
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The guys are back from Arizona and talk whites-only coffee, upcoming #BDE all-star comedy tour, things they collected as kids, fears, big-D energy and small-D energy signs, Cat's wild family, the guys role-play hitting on Cat's mom, ladyboys, when dancing makes other people uncomfortable, Simpsons writing off "Apu", Trump ditching his umbrella and much more!
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0:00.0 | Hey, San Fran, we're coming the Niners suck. That's fine. You know, it doesn't suck Brian and Brendan at comedy. That's right. We're coming to Cobb's comedy, coming to |
0:10.6 | comedy is Friday, Saturday, everyone's old. Oh, Jimmy go out for a low. Whatever the fuck is this. We're so sad. |
0:17.0 | Fuck them. We're coming to town. Fuck Friday, Saturday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, tfk.com for tickets right now. |
0:25.6 | And then Sacramento. I'll see you next weekend, next weekend. I'm at the punchline two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, |
0:32.1 | there's November 16th and 17th. After that, I'm headed to New York City B. You're stomping grounds, bro. Maybe one of them got some comedy, got them comedy club. |
0:41.4 | I'll be at Gotham, November 30th through December 1st, after then New Mexico, two shows Friday, Saturday, and then the big old Grand Hago. |
0:50.6 | So January 19th, for the show time, I'm shooting my one hour comedy special, San Diego, one night only, |
0:57.3 | speckles theater, two shows, tfk.com. But San Fran, see you Friday, Saturday, with my boy Brian Count. |
1:04.1 | Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you guys like to feed your body, the kind of nutrients it needs. Yeah, you like to get from food. |
1:12.2 | You like to pump it right, pump it good. You like your creatine, huh? Proven to make your muscles all kinds of strong |
1:19.4 | and full of water and pumpy. You like to deplete your muscles in the gym, then come home and jack off. |
1:25.3 | Nope. Nope. I don't know if that, well, if you do jack off, you want to replenish your body, bro, with vitamin D or B complex, |
1:33.8 | or some of the best vitamins that get your body optimized. Hey, Brennan, I'm 51, but last I checked, I got the energy of 25 year old. |
1:42.1 | Dude, you like to get like a diamond? Dude, I'm climbing glass with my dog. Hey, dude, you deplete your energy at the gym, |
1:49.4 | you get home and your girl's like, come on, man, bring that dick game. Bring me bring me that Brian Count energy. |
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