Oh man, Brian Calney and Austin, Texas, when this bad boy comes out, go get tickets right now,

tfk.com, Brian Calney is at cap cities in Austin, Texas, you fill the animals in the next week,

Thursday and Friday, the 9th and the 10th of February. We're in San Francisco at Cobb's

Comic Club. Pretty sure Thursday is sold out. Friday, there are some tickets still available,

tfk.com, San Francisco, next week. We live, baby. We live. We live. We live.

Hash moaks, though, the new on it hoodie and you can eat this patches now, make it feel like

a Navy SEAL because you can take the patch off and trade out, like make it unique. They have

backpacks with patches on. Oh, thank God. 12 week fat loss workout plan. And yes, please.

We'll be looking at it. Yes, please. Oh, there's the backpacks. I don't know about the OPS

patch system, but I can customize my patches, MCT oil, that big brown shake. Yep, that's

a lot. What are you looking at? Where are you getting on it? On it.com. You go to their website.

Yeah, on it.com. This last Friday, you get 10% off. It sounds like it's called a whole bunch

of possibilities about making your body super optimized and looking good. And you'd be right.

Huh? You'd be right. Well, what's the secret, man? The secret is, do what on it tells you.

The secrets and save money on it.com slash fighter. Do athletes subscribe to that kind of stuff?

Uh, yeah. Sorry, man. I don't know. Any other stupid-ass questions?

Look, bro. Hey, any older stupid fucking questions? I didn't want to get stronger. I'm 50.

I'm starting to feel myself kind of weighing a little bit on it.com slash academy for workout

ideas. You old fuck. Yeah. Well, you don't have to call me that, man. I'm sorry. I apologize for

that, man. Yeah. All right. Well, well, maybe you could use the new backpacks to carry all your

gear in. I have a lot of gear. I'd like to carry it. I want something smart looking. All right.

Sporty. All right. I know what I'm saying. Well, I'll see what I can do. But you got to go to

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