TFATK Episode 216: Pete Holmes

The Fighter & The Kid

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, Sports, Comedy

4.3 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2016

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Pete Holmes visits Brendan and Bryan to talk about his new show with Judd Apatow (Crashing) and the guys get deep into pronouns, multiple identities, Buddhist passages and their must-have ingredient in porn.

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0:00.0	Brennan. Brennan. Brennan. What's up, man? Look, you were really sound asleep. Oh, you never
0:10.2	look so good. You never nap, though. I know, especially before a show. How'd you nap like that?
0:14.4	Dude, we're in, you're in an upright chair. I know. Isn't it weird? I know. We got so much going on.
0:18.9	God, you look rested. You look so good. Your skin is literally small. Go on my breath.
0:23.9	Smell peppermint. Yeah. All right. It smells like peppermint. You want to get this rest? You want
0:28.5	to nap anywhere anytime. Go ahead, Mr. Sandman. That night, you want to, you want to sleep like
0:33.2	the sand, man? You want to sleep like A.L. zombie? Well, hell, yeah, because I can't, I make
0:37.2	hard and vigorous love both at night and the morning. Then you're going to need the new
0:41.1	on it and the rest. You're going to need it. Yeah. It's a spray. Two flavors just dropped.
0:46.4	What? It's backed by popular demand. Well, who makes this the, the sleep store? No, like I said
0:51.2	on it. What? On it.com, size fighter. You get 10% off too, man. Because they realize that sleep
0:56.4	is just as important as nutrition when you're awake. Well, they realize sleep is everything.
1:01.8	It's everything. It really is. Be thinking about it. Hey, you. Oh, then you can go on it.com.
1:05.8	First of all, we also have the, the four best ways to get sleep. Yeah, because you know,
1:11.7	I think we're like, sleep sucks. I don't sleep. You guys are dumb and lose my number because
1:17.6	sleep is everything. Sleep is everything. Yeah. I have a cold as I sleep much. Yeah. I can hear it.
1:24.4	Sure. Because you, and you need that on it. Melatonin is two new flavors too. And it's a spray.
1:28.8	It's a spray. You spray. You ready? Hey, ready. Ready.
1:36.0	Ready. Ready. On it.com's last fighter. He's out cold. 10% off. Melatonin. Be, you want to give
1:45.1	the gift that keeps on giving. I've seen your group of friends. They dress like shit. They do.
1:49.4	They do. Your friends dress like, they went to, they went to JC Penny or like, just give us
1:54.8	what they shop. They shop and Jason. I knew it. Yeah. You give them the gift that keeps on
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